Friday, September 4, 2009

4/9 inskul...

today in skul when the recess bell ring the pengawas so fast cum n
ask ppl go canteen so weird so v think tat got spotcheck lo
cause normally not many pengawas wil go upstairs 1...
wah...really got spot check oo...so =.=
then theng say her ring tat pura giv the junway erm...
keep in her bra..erm...
then i 2day summore bring the whole bootle of sweet 2 skul oo
ofcorse kena rampas la but nevermind la the bottle in side oni left 3 sweet oni
hehe...顺便帮我丢!哈哈!
then they summore check the purse wor but luckily pn azzlina giv us things 2 do then she tell the pengawas tat v need 2 do work busy go check other class first
atlast oso never check hehe
luckily never check cause my pocket oso got sweet hehe...
v 2c chinese ppl everyday oso bring sweet 2 skul 1 la...eat til the teeth all drop!!!
then when skul finish d oo i c the pengawas eating chewing gum...
so zhadao...rampas ppl de sweet then eat yourself
but the rekha so clever 1 lo she always lock her bag with lock 1 so the pengawas oso cannot open her bag hahaha...
haiz 2day how????
then at night i go piano class cum back......
then watch yubai then mother using computer dunno doing wat oso
until 11 sumthing oni giv me back
then oni i can tell tee how 2 put the picture in fb n chat wit fren...
haiz 2day okok la but the 白痴 2day when teaching tat time sitting bside me oo
but good oso la at least she cannot c wat i doing hahaha......
erm.... tat's all...=.=

Thursday, September 3, 2009

什么东西!!!

老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼, 老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書。
看了…真的是:

OH!MY GOD !很有一套喔!




Dear wang litte sister:

From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early f**k every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.


Like Your people



翻译。。。。。


Dear wang litte sister:
【 親愛的王小姐】

From see you one eye, I shit love you.
【 自從看到你的第一眼, 我便愛上你。】
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
【妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來。】
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
【妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來。】
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
【也許你不記得我, 沒有關係。】
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
【當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情。】
I think l should introduce myself to you.
【我想應該介紹一下自己。】
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
【我叫李大偉 ,今年 25。】
(今天是 today,那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成great了…XD )
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
【我家有四口人 ...爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。】
I am a good man, in a big company work.
【我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。】
I do early f**k every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
【我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。】
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.
【請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。】
(嫁過來就是和我吃住在一起咯…至于『庙』字嘛…很多和尚一起住,不就是『庙』了咯~~)


我懂。。。不好笑。。!!

my SS501 izit gud???

haiz,我的SS501啊!!!
今天没见到你们是件好事还是坏事呢?
论坛上有人说贤重的反应很冷淡,有人说他对她笑。。。
到底是怎样的呢?
很多人都说亨俊对他笑还握手还讲annyohaseyo
有些人讲坏的有些人讲好的!!!
到底是怎样呢?
我想不管怎样都要开心才对。。。
因为至少看到他们,看到了就不要埋怨嘛!
可是呢我觉得如果要办就办好点嘛。。。
要不然就不要办,因为如果这样有些人就会‘话很多’
他们冷淡应该是因为太累了吧!!???
无论怎样看到他们就开心了啦!!
到了那里却看不到的人也不要灰心
还有机会的不是说12会有演唱会嘛?
那就一定会很好啊。。。
说他们用的笔墨会掉因为主办单位没有准备好吧
这次的见面会也是很突然的
其实他们只不过是来沙巴拍摄mv而已啊
本来也没想到会有见面会的。。。
所以不要再‘说多多’了啦!!!
有的看到他们就好了,想想那些没得去的也没看到的
比起你们,是不是?
=====================================================================================
haiz today the 白痴(pn.zuraimah)
got 2 period of her class wor 1 hour wit her ayooo!!!
but she teaching me n sohling talking oni n me doing my kumon
sohling say she sit wit me cause she 12 read her novel but at last never read
cause v talking oni hahaha!!!
but the tee bhind me oo so clever listen 2 teacher walao!!!
then when teacher giving the answer 4the latihan me sohling oso never do
so v oso talking oso haha me half talking half doing kumon
actually me oo until she telling the answer 4 d latihan oso i dunno until i c tee
marking the book oni i noe....
then sohling tell me acutually v dun lik geo class 1 cause boring
but now got bit lik d cause can talk n do other things hehe!
last time when teaching tat time got a bunch of malay ppl sitting at the side 1 sleeping oso teaching dunno
haiz....
then got summore 3 period of pn.naimah...
i oso dunno wat she talking... the task report then oso dunno the answer 4 which question need 2 write wher??!!!
when in the lab tat time me sohling tee sitting at the back ther then v conteng the table wit names lik SS501 n bla bla bla
last time v edy start conteng wit 亚伦 then 罗志祥 then c saw got ppl draw 1 chicken ther then i write 1 小n鸡 ther so bcum 小X鸡 haha
i oso dunno the theng oso sit ther 1 she write ther 倩 n oso 京爷
cause she lik the 莞倩n 张芸京。。。。
haiz, then in kumon tat time summore do wat fractional equation dunno how 2 do then summore cannot c the solution book...do until 1 hour ++ 4 juz 8 pages haiz....
but at last oso dododo simply do la....
who cares..?
2moro need 2 go early wor the rekha say 12 bincang the sivik project oso dunno wat project never hear teacher say oso...
haiz i never pay attention in class oo oni talk talk talk wit sohling n tee oni...!!!
dun care la 2day mrlim teacher the transformation the maths 1
then he summore 4 get how 2 spell transformation i say maths do 2much until 4get english d..hahaha.......
when he say transformation i wil say transformers haha...
so much difference wor but...
dun care la everything oso dun care la
how i wish tat 1 day i can dun care bout anything n juz go do wat i want...
but dreams n wishes r juz dreams n wishes how would they cum true rite???
stop dreaming now!!!!but how can i? i'm happy oni when i dream....
tat's me...dreaming all day...how i wish tat i wil never wake up from dreaming...
if ther really is tat day... wat wil happen????who noes

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

SS501!!!

wuwuwuwu!!!!!
y so sudden???!!!!
ayo y must b 2 moro?
yyyyyy??!!!!!!
y suddenly cum?????
then the time so short oni!!!??!!!!
i oso cannot go!!!
i 12 go !!!! but got skul cannot go...!!!!!!
my darlings....wuwuwuwu hyun joong hyung joon kyu jong jun ming young saeng
aaaaaa!!!!! i 12 u all!!! i 12 c u all!!!!
y lik tat lar????
when wil b the next time u all cum??? december??4 the concert???
i 12 c yall......
so sad!!!!! but then so happy...
but mostly sad cause cannot c yall happy cause yall r her in mys
wat wil happen 2 moro????
i 12 go!!! i 12 c!!!!
never c yall b4 how many chance wil i hav 2 c u???
haiz......sad.......

Monday, August 31, 2009

TVXQ!TVXQ!TVXQ!!!

哈哈!今天去了midvalley看up是cartoon来的!
故事就是讲追求梦想,童年时两人都有统一个梦想
长大后两人就结婚了,慢慢的变老。可是他们还是在努力的追求梦想
最后,老婆过世了。老公就帮她完成梦想。。。
虽然最后梦想达成了可是老公却不是很开心
可是。。。。呵呵!自己去看就知道。。。

看完戏后就逛来逛去,去买cd。。。
呵呵!过后在不到GD的黄鸿升的也没有就买了东方神起的
第四张韩文专辑~Mirotic~华语就是~魔咒~
哈哈其实这张专辑是由4个版本的可是那间店只卖3种版本
就是...A版本附送有很多他们照片的书。。。
B版本附送DVD
C版本附送照片的书和另外几首歌
最后一个版本就是白金纪念版里面有‘mirotic’的华语版和DVD收录‘mirotic’‘wrongnumber’
的mv和幕后花絮。。。
哈哈,这个搬进纪念版的好像只有在台湾发行不是很确定
可是那个店员跟我讲这个比较好,就买咯噢
其实店里只有B,C和纪念版。可是B版的很贵100++就没买然后就买纪念版的咯!!
我还是第一次买韩文专辑。。。5个男生只有在中最帅!哈哈哈!!!!
纪念版里还有TVXQ对歌迷的话还有很多照片还有很多很多歌
哈哈哈真的是值得啊才50++块!!!!开心死了。。。
虽然里面都是韩文‘夸驳’可是还是很开心啦。。。哈哈哈。。。
有人前我58.90块记得要换我啊!!!!
啊哈哈哈哈哈!!东方神起!!!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

AYO...!!!

wah?wat.. wats happening????
WALAO A!!!
walao 最近是怎样了? 到底是为什么呢?

i fell in love wit my heratbreaker!!!
i'm in love wit u !!!my heartbreaker!!!
G-Dragon so yeng!!!got a little the lady gaga feel
i love him in the tux!
he look so hot in tat tuxcedo!!!
i love it!!!

wat bout A Boy n Breath? n oso Gossip Man??
i oso love them so much!!.......

aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
ignore me